Sell Your Cloak Obscure & Offensive Tee - Ostriches Are Jerks | Savage Scripture Shirt, Christian Humor, 2A Faith Gear, Job 39:13-17
Welcome to the side of Sell Your Cloak that trades in a different kind of sword: sharp wit, biblical grit, and the kind of humor only the most Scripture-soaked believers will catch on the first read.
This line is for those who know that the same God who commands armies and calms storms also—on at least one occasion—sent bears after a gang of mouthy kids for mocking a bald prophet. (Yes. That happened. 2 Kings 2. Go read it.)
Here, we honor the under-preached, overlooked, and wildly under-quoted moments in Scripture. Like the fact that God calls out the ostrich for being beautiful, dumb, and aggressively careless with her eggs. Or that Paul once preached so long a man fell out of a window and died. (He got better.)
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and stability.
- Seamless tubular knit design minimizes fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape, ensuring long-lasting wear.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fibers, ideal for printing.
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, supporting sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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